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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Gene mutation found in the bacterium behind the Black Death helped plague conquer the world, scientists say - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Dermot Mulroney, wife Prima Apollinaare to divorce after nearly 15 years of marriage - USA Today

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Stable Diffusion 3.5 Models Optimized with TensorRT Deliver 2X Faster Performance and 40% Less Memory on NVIDIA RTX GPUs - Stability AI

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Why You Should Stop Texting On Your iPhone Or Android Phone - Forbes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

share office space ...

What if the Big Bang wasn’t the beginning? Our research suggests it may have taken place inside a black hole - The Conversation

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?